Tuesday, April 9, 2024

What parallel-universe version of yourself would you like to be?

 I take attendance by having students answer a question.

What parallel-universe version of yourself would you like to be?


(all typos below are preserved as submitted)


Many students aspire to parallel-universe careers:

  • pilot (x2)
  • POTUS
  • president
  • economist
  • lawyer
  • chef
  • cheffe
  • astronaut (x2)
  • commentator

Some wanted careers based on fame (mostly sports):

  • PGA tour champ
  • pop star
  • win the masters
  • dancer
  • actress/dancer
  • pro sport of some sort
  • disc golfer

One single student wanted simply more money, in an amount I have not heard of:

  • a bizzlionaire

One student wanted to be an inexplicable parallel-universe version, no further explanation:

a cold one

Some students were nonspecific but positive:

  • living in nature
  • maybe in bed
Some students were simply nonspecific:

  • huh
  • idk
And this week's most contented mid-semester student picked simply:

  • idk I'm happy in this one



This post's theme word is lotic (adj), "relating to or living in flowing water." (Note that "lentic" is the same, but for still water.) The lotic parallel universe features many gills and a lot of waterproofing on electronics, but is otherwise quite familiar. There are a lot of reunions of the lotic and lentic branches of the family.

Thursday, March 28, 2024

What is the most useless technology ever invented?

 I take attendance by having the students answer a question (previously 2019).

What is the most useless technology ever invented?

By popular vote, the general category "social media" is the winner (6 votes). Some people voted more narrowly tiktok (4 votes) and snapchat (2 votes) were singled out for specific contempt. Other physical debris got votes: electric toothbrush (3 votes), smartwatches (2 votes), and furby (1 vote).

Some votes went to other things, some explicable and some not:

  • bombs :(
  • nukes :/
  • shoes
  • chat GPT trying to identify word count
  • everything
  • it's hard to tell
  • none :(
  • sundials
  • wheel

I think the "everything" and the "none" person should compare notes.


This post's theme word is Momus (n), "a carping critic" (the Greek god of censure!). The tech journalist was a Momus at the product launch.